totheinternetandbeyond: wecanbreatheinouterspace: totheinternetandbeyond: I lost the cap to a soda bottle Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.  LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

I get distracted more easily than a five year old.

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Omg this is back! I haven’t seen this in forever.